Monday, November 03, 2003

I Passed!

Just ask me about Long Tem Care Policies and Disability Income Riders and Waiver of Premium Payments… chances are I won’t remember a damn thing, but I remembered enough just now to pass my life license exam. Yeah!

Okay, so it’s not as impressive as Daddy’s big score, but you have to understand, I haven’t studied this much since freshman algebra. Freshman in high school, that is. See, unlike some sad souls that went to college to study things like chemical engineering and meteorology (fools), I chose majors that appealed to my natural, God-given talents- those of bullshitting and procrastinating. That’s right, I was a Communication Studies and English major. This allowed me to spend the optimum amount of time pursuing my other loves- drinking and puking. Mom, are you proud?

So, these past two weeks I have been on lock-down, with no fun allowed whatsoever. This of course, does not count the early Halloween party that has inspired to take a very early New Year’s Resolution of NO MORE VODKA IN 04…OR POSSIBLY EVER.

But watch out, my people- The Fun has returned and The Amy with it.